Driven: Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Vitesse
He'd have been better off arriving a few hours earlier, because by 6pm mater was invariably on her fourth brandy. I'll never forget the look of horror on the poor chap's face when she insisted on a test drive before signing for it, but he climbed aboard anyway while I scrambled, excitedly, onto the clear plastic of the back seat before mother settled in behind the wheel and inserted the small, square-ended ignition key (serial number FS911).
"I worry that 95 horsepower just isn't enough," she opined, selecting her customary second gear before pulling away down the drive.