The brainchild of George Bamford, the Bamford Watch Department allows for almost limitless personalisation of a host of steel sports watches (though predominantly Rolexes), to ensure your timepiece is truly individual. From a ‘Truehunter’ Deepsea to a ‘Spacetrooper’ Daytona, these are the company’s latest special-edition watches from the Classic Driver Market.
While the ‘watchmakers’ at Apple preach puritanical decency and have (officially, at least) banned any adult content on the company's smart watch, you can rely on Richard Mille for a more daring interpretation. The limited RM 69 Erotic Tourbillon promises to reveal your most secret desires, with sinful slogans such as ‘Let me kiss you tonight’, ‘I want to caress you madly’ or ‘I long to arouse your nipples’ displayed on its three titanium rollers.
Of course, we all like a vintage Rolex, Heuer or Patek. But let’s be honest: wearing horology’s greatest hits day in, day out can prove to be problematic and, dare we say it, a little unoriginal.