Simon imagines that, right now, you are having this read out to you by a beautiful maiden, while you recline on a chaise longue dressed in salmon pink velvet, nibbling on a silver forkful of marron glacé. Are you? And to think I’d pictured you sitting at a desk, or scanning this on a smartphone. How dull of me.
Photos: Rose Callahan, from 'I am Dandy', Copyright Gestalten 2014